Corrupt a wish...

Ok, basically how this forum game works is the person before you wishes for something, it is then your duty to ruin that wish in some way and make a new one to continue the thread..

EX:

M5000: I wish for an apple!

Poster #2: Well you can't have it because I ate it. I wish for world peace.

Poster #3: Well that's pretty much impossible cause people are always gonna fight. I wish for a million dollars.

And so on and so on, you get the idea.

That said...

I wish for my own spaceship.

Gogogo

You can't because I moved it.........to the forum games section. I wish for my own planet.

All the planets are taken

I wish I had a taco

Well you can't cause it died a terrible death. Death by nom.

I wish for a 6-core processor. AMD Opteron pl0x.

You can't because no one cares what that is.
I wish I could have M5000's awesome avatar as a pet.

You can't because an avatar is simply a computer image. And if you ask me, that doesn't make a very good pet.

I wish for green skies.

The sky is blue.
I wish no one corrupted our wishes.

Well too bad cause this is the corrupt-a-wish thread, kiddo! XD

I wish I was free!!!!!

Granted, but a meteorite falls on you.

I wish that moot would begone.

Well he won't begone! Don't make me get out the lazor!

I wish for a puppy

Granted. It is an un-housetrained, rabid rottweiler puppy.
I wish that these were Spore-related.

Granted. And now only this next post shall be Spore-Related. But not about you.

I wish to win the next contest

Granted. The prize is a lifetime supply of moldy cheese that always seems to find its way to your front door.
I wish that people would stop wishng for wishes that can be corrupted.

Well, to the inability of most of forum commenters to comprehend to simple logic, most theoretical entities resulting from "wishes" can be easily corrupted by the force the inabilities 'caused by the human race.

I wish for another puppy

Granted. It is dead.
I wish Ghost didn't try to sound scientific.

Well that's impossible cause he's the master of scientologyismites. Yeah.

I wish for 500 subscribers more than I have.

Granted. They all report every single one of your creations and Maxis bans you do to popular support in the matter.
I wish I had thousands of subs that all didn't downrate/report/ban any of my creations and always commented and rated up on all my creations.

geekmonkey42 wrote:

Granted. They all report every single one of your creations and Maxis bans you do to popular support in the matter.
I wish I had thousands of subs that all didn't downrate/report/ban any of my creations and always commented and rated up on all my creations.

Well too bad cause your stuff sucks!!! XD jk jk, all in good fun..

I wish for cheezburger.

are you the original autor of this

(@Storm: What and why?)
The court found cheezburgers in violation of the strict Grammar Code of Laws, and banned them from everywhere. No one has yet discovered why many judges have had a large amount of weight increase since that verdict.
I wish that policemen didn't eat donuts.

Granted. The policemen become zombies and eat brains instead, wiping out the human population.

I wish for 3 more wishes

Granted, but I get to choose what you wish for. They all end in your death.

I wish that I didn't make this wish.

Too late.
I wish that wishes were unwishable.

Granted. But I get to unwish your wish, creating a paradox, 'causing you to never make your wish making me unable to unwish it and not be able to type this paradox.

I wish for pie

Not unless you post in my forum games OVER 9000!!! times at once without being called a spammer.
I wish that I didn't have to resort to bribery to make my threads used.