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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Thu May 27, 2010 5:08 am

Granted. Sadly, no pie like that exists. Why? I don't know... And, for god's sake, I'm just a guy at a computer! Why do you expect me to be able to grant all these wishes?

I wish for... Hmm... Total loyaltly from my followers that cannot be broken, or end in my, or any others, death, madness, etc, etc.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Thu May 27, 2010 3:41 pm

Granted. You misspelled loyalty, so they didn't know what you meant and killed you.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 1:31 pm

You didn't make a wish. Plus, I'm an immortal ArchDemon! Or did you forget? So, even if I die... Why am I explaining this to you?

I wish for an edit button... Wait. They already have that.

My real wish is for something so boring, it kills me. Well, trys to, at any rate.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 4:00 pm

Granted. You have a .00000001X-speed video of grass growing that, in real-time, is two months long.

I wish I didn't forget to make a wish.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 4:34 pm

Granted, but your wish is that you smelled good and the definition of good was changed as the corruption to mean fhqwgads.

I wish for world peace that in no way can harm anyone, anything, can happen, can not dissapoint me in any way, will be untaintable or corruptable, and that any poster after me can not corrupt it at all in any manner or form, and that they don't comment on how long this wish is or that I made a second (arguably third) wish.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 4:55 pm

Granted, but it is a diferent world filled with aliens in constent war, but saved by your wish.(you wouldn't be dissapointed in that, would you?)

I wish for a cavalier king charles spaniel with lasor vision, and nothing bad can happen to it or me.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 6:03 pm

Granted. Something bad already happened to it, as it gets food poisoning from food that it ate before you got it and it died.

I wish for an awesome thing that in no way can ever harm or be harmed ever and exists in theis world at this time with me and is totally awesome.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 6:28 pm

Ok. But, in its awesomeness, the creators forgot to attach the 'ON' button to the rest of the device, and they made it indestructable. Which also means you cannot open it to fix it. So, basically, you have an awesome, but useless, hunk of metal laying around.

I wish for... A rocket launcher that fires forward, cannot harm me/family/friends, exists, is in this time/place/universe/dimension, has a trigger that makes the rocket go forward, and has an unlimited amount of ammo.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 7:15 pm

Granted, it explodes, destroying all machinery but not harming any living thing.

I wish for something.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 7:39 pm

And that something kills you.

I wish for the exact same (well, close to exactly the same) rocket launcher, only this time, it can't explode. Only send rockets towards enemies determined by me.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 7:43 pm

Granted. It fires at an enemy and the blast destroys everyone and everything because you didn't respecify the parameters.

I wish for the above launcher except with everything Legs said in the post above my last one.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 7:45 pm

Granted! Sadly, the rocket launcher goes to me because I was the one who originally wished for it.

I wish for that same rocket launcher, only, this time, with an explosion range of 15 miles. And the minimum distance form the enemy must be 17 miles. Luckily, you can target the exact enemy you want via satellite!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 7:49 pm

Too bad. It doesn't exist.
I wish I could use all these tantalizing buttons at the corners of everyones' posts.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 7:55 pm

Granted. Sadly, they are red buttons in disguise. And they launch the worlds supply of nuclear missiles at you house (and freeze everyone inside so they can't escape). Did I mention that, because that rocket launcher didn't exist, I built it just for this attack?

I wish for something that can't bore me, kill me/family/friends (by any means), and is fully built, exists in this universe/dimension/time, and is a video game.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 7:56 pm

It exists in the chatbox.
I wish people would go to the chatbox.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 7:58 pm

Granted... Sadly, that person (or rather, ArchDemon), is me!

I wish that this wish isn't granted (after all, its here just because it has to be).
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 8:33 pm

It's granted. And starts a paradox.
I wish the paradoxes would die.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Fri May 28, 2010 9:17 pm

Ok. Sadly, we are living in one of those paradoxes, so we die too.

I wish that these wished made sense (and don't kill/bore/ANYTHING me/you/ANYONE).
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Sat May 29, 2010 6:16 am

Granted. They become extremely sane and take over the world, putting all humans into slavery, not boring or klling you but making your life suck.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Sat May 29, 2010 6:05 pm

You decide to wish for illegal stuff which you totally want but you get busted and go to prison.

I wish for the wish below mine to make sense.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Sat May 29, 2010 6:59 pm

Granted. It makes sense to everyone but you.

I wish I could live in the Land of Stuffz.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Sun May 30, 2010 10:43 am

Granted. You live in the land of stuffz where you are constantly ridiculed for being a monkey with whisker-things and you are labeled the "town idiot" by the citizens of the land of stuffz.

I wish that I had a lightsaber and a forceshield that would make sure no lightsaber would ever touch me.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Sun May 30, 2010 11:59 am

Granted. Your lightsaber destroys everything and you have nothing to do.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Sun May 30, 2010 12:11 pm

Granted, but because you made no wish, nothing happens.

I wish NAGM (can I still call you that?) made a wish.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt a wish...   Sun May 30, 2010 12:17 pm

Granted. I wished you dead.

Just kidding.

And no. GM is fine.

I wish I remembered to wish for things here.

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