Chuck Norris Fan Page

There are no steroids in baseball. Only those Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger by yeling "BANG!"

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He kicks the cows, and the butter comes straight out.

In fine print on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records book, it notes that "All world records in the world are held by Chuck Norris and that those listed in the book are the closest anyone else has ever gotten."

Chuck Norris is sueing NBC, claiming that "Law & Order" are trademarks of his left and right leg.

Chuck Norris's face wasn't put on Mount Rushmore because the granite was too weak for his beard.

Look at mah new render:











































Not that good though