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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:17 pm

A tribute fanpage to the amazing Chuck Norris.

Any Chuck Norris Facts, videos, pictures, etc. are welcome here.

I'll start it off:



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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:18 pm

Hello again, Chuck Norris Fan Club!

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! That is all.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:18 pm

I join with offerings.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:17 pm

I anti-join. Tacotounge But seriously, why is everyone so obsessed with Chuck Norris? Well, I guess I'm not allowed to leave until I make a Chuck Norris joke sooooo...

Chuck Norris can disobey the law, but in Soviet Russia, laws can disobey Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:49 pm

It's okay. It's not really a "club". It's more of a "I'm here because I'm bored" place.

And people like Chuck Norris because he's awesome.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:29 pm

God chose the name God because Chuck Norris was already taken. <---my fave

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:39 pm

You know how Jesus can walk on water? Chuck Norris can swim through land. <-- my 2nd fav

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:45 pm

SOme of these you may have heard, but

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:48 am

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:22 pm

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendants are now known today as giraffes.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:24 pm

I have no clue who he is, but those things are funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:52 pm

TacoWookiee wrote:
I have no clue who he is, but those things are funny.

*gasps* affraid affraid affraid affraid

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:12 pm

You posted the giraffe one twice.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:29 pm

In the medical community, "death" is known as "Chuck Norris Disease."

The Great Wall of China was made to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed.

It is believed that the dinosaurs were killed of a giant meteor. That's true if you call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

Chuck Norris played Russia Roulette with a fully loaded gun. And won.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:50 pm

ghostofillusion wrote:
In the medical community, "death" is known as "Chuck Norris Disease."

The Great Wall of China was made to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed.

It is believed that the dinosaurs were killed of a giant meteor. That's true if you call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

Chuck Norris played Russia Roulette with a fully loaded gun. And won.

lol

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:53 pm

Chuck Norris photos!




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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:03 pm

ghostofillusion wrote:
Chuck Norris photos!




lol, found these


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:04 pm

Nice.

The chemical symbol for the highly dangerous poison cyanide is CN-. These are Chuck Norris' initials. <--- Came up with this today back in science. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:07 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:33 pm

[geology nerd]Chuck Norris is the mantle. He makes mountains form.[/geology nerd]

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:15 pm

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:41 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:48 pm

Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there's no life.


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:23 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Fan Page   Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:38 am

Chuck's favorite facts:



The audio in this video lags a bit because Chuck Norris's voice is faster than the speed of sound.

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